Team America

May 30th, 2009

近一个月听过最好笑的对话,足足4380梗,来自04年的动画电影“Team America: World Police”:

Part I

A(煞有其事状):(说有人策划恐怖袭击blabla)It would be 911 times 100!

B(瞠目结舌状):911 times 100? Jesus, that’s…

A(算出来很了不起):Yes, 91100.

Part II

C(义愤填膺状):So you’re the bastard planning 911 times 1000?

Kim Jong II(得意无比状):No, you think so small! It will be 911 times 2356!

C(算不出来很烦恼状):My God, that’s… I don’t even know what that is!

Kim Jong II(自我安慰状):Nobody does!

金正日的配音我听着耳熟,觉得像Cartman@South Park,一查IMDB,果然就是。电影和剧集South Park同一个编剧和制片,所以恶搞的部分简直如出一辙。总觉得美国人连自嘲和反讽的时候都傲慢得厉害。片子里还有一个牛逼轰轰的“Dick, Pussy和Asshole”理论:

Part I

There are three kinds of people:

Dicks,pussies and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your assholes.

And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.

So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get?

You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.

Part II

We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.

And the Film Actors Guild(简称FAG哈哈)are pussies.

And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.

Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.

But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.

Or fuck when it isn’t appropriate.

And it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.

Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

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11 Responses to “Team America”

  1. fishcall says:


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  3. fluffyjay says:

    Pearlhabor sucks….

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  5. Tessie says:

    It’s always a relief when someone with obvious extespire answers. Thanks!

  6. http://www./ says:

    Back in school, I’m doing so much learning.

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